Day 95 of #socialdistancing - the first, the best, and still relevant! 🤓🎟️🍿🥤💺🎥🎞️🎬🎭🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🩸😱 Ben: You know a place back down the road called Beekman's? Beekman's Diner? Anyhow, that's where I found that truck I have out there. There's a radio in the truck. I jumped in to listen, when a big gasoline truck came screaming right across the road! There must've been ten, fifteen of those things chasing after it, grabbing and holding on. Now, I didn't see them at first. I could just see that the truck was moving in a funny way. Those things were catching up to it. Truck went right across the road. I slammed on my breaks to keep from hitting it myself. It went right through the guard rail! I guess - guess the driver must've cut off the road into that gas station by Beekman's Diner. It went right through the billboard, ripped over a gas pump, and never stopped moving! By now it was like a moving bonfire! Didn't know if the truck was going to explode or what. I still hear the man... screaming. These things, just backing away from it! I looked back at the diner to see if - if there was anyone there who could help me. That's when I noticed that the entire place had been encircled. There wasn't a sign of life left, except... by now, there were no more screams. I realized that I was alone, with fifty or sixty of those things just... standing there, staring at me! I started to drive, I - I just plowed right through them! They didn't move! They didn't run, or... they just stood there, staring at me! I just wanted to crush them! And they scattered through the air, like bugs. 🤓🎟️🍿🥤💺🎥🎞️🎬🎭🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🩸😱 Ben: Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here! 🤓🎟️🍿🥤💺🎥🎞️🎬🎭🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🩸😱 #OoH #teeoftheday #horrorteeoftheday @frightrags #NightoftheLivingDead #1968 #director #GeorgeARomero #actor #DuaneJones #ilovehorrormovies #horrorkeepsmesane #selfquarantine #remotework #telework #workfromhome #IMDBquotes


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Monday, June 15, 2020

Day 92 of #socialdistancing & #selfquarantine 🤓🛋️🍿🥤📺📡🎞️🎭🧺🩸😱 Casey: [In the Bar] There's something I've been dying to ask you. What's in the basket? 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: My brother. 🧺🩸😱 Casey: Your brother! 🧺🩸😱 Casey: [Duane and Casey both laugh] What is he, a midget? 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: No, we're twins. Siamese twins 🧺🩸😱 Casey: That's funny, you don't look... 🧺🩸😱 Casey, Duane Bradley: oriental! 🧺🩸😱 Casey: [Duane and Casey both laugh] So what happened? Somebody shrink him? 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: No, he's deformed. A freak, he looks like a squashed octopus! 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: Our mother died giving birth to us. He was attached to my right side. They wouldn't let us go to school or anything. They kept us hidden. We were the big family secret. everybody hated us, except our aunt. See, he likes the dark. He doesn't like to be seen, not even by me sometimes. And you know what else? 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: [Casey shakes her head] He talks to me 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: [Points to his head] Up here. 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: Without words. I just hear him whispering in my brain. Sometimes he talks for hours and won't shut up. i used to be able to talk to him like that, but that was when we were still connected. Our aunt said it was our special gift. But since we've been separated, I can't do it anymore, but he can still do it to me. In fact, he's even better at it now, he always knows what I'm thinking... 🧺🩸😱 Casey: Duane, you're giving me the creeps. 🧺🩸😱 Duane Bradley: They didn't want him to live. But he fooled them. He didn't die, he just got stronger. Oh, If you only knew what it was like. Duane and I kept hidden from everyone. We're the both of us so messed up. I don't know which one of us is worse... 🤓🛋️🍿🥤📺📡🎞️🎭🧺🩸😱 #OoH #teeoftheday #horrorteeoftheday @frightrags #BasketCase #1982 #director #FrankHenenlotter #actor #BeverlyBonner #KevinVanHentenryck #IMDBquotes #ilovehorrormovies #horrorkeepsmesane #telework #remotework #workfromhome


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Day 86 of #socialdistancing - some days you just gotta go full #Cartman 🤓🛋️📺📡🏞️🦌🇨🇦🎞️🏫 I’m afraid this isn’t your chilli, Scott. I switched it with Chef’s. It’s delicious, Chef. I hadn’t planned on that. What I did plan on, however, was that my friends, Stan and Kyle, would betray me and warn you that the Chilli Con Carnival was a trap. I assumed that they would tell you that I had trained Denkins’ pony to bite off your weiner. What they didn’t tell you was that Denkins is a crazy redneck who shoots trespassers on sight. Knowing that you would try and do something to the pony, I warned Mr. Denkins that violent pony killers were in the area. I also knew that you wouldn’t go yourself, for fear of having your weiner bitten off. You would most likely send your parents. And, I’m afraid that when Mr. Denkins spotted them on his property, he shot and killed both your parents. I came just in time to see Mr. Denkins giving his report to Officer Barbrady. And, of course, to steal the bodies. After a night with the hacksaw, I was all ready to put on my Chilli Con Carnival, so that I could tell you personally about your parents’ demise! And of course, feed you your chilli. Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chilli. 🤓🛋️📺📡🏞️🦌🇨🇦🎞️🏫 #OoH #teeoftheday @teepublic #SouthPark #tearsofunfathomablesadness #Tuesday #TuesdayMotivation #selfquarantine #remotework #telework #workfromhome #nomnomnom #chili


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