Tip you bastards!

I have been to my fare share of gentlemen clubs all across the North American continent and have found some universal truths. These are that you will always leave the place smelling like a stripper, or as my best friend always chimes in, that ol’ whore smell; you will always leave the club alone and not in the company of one of the girls; you will always be suckered in to buying at least one drink for one of the working ladies; being nice will always pay off in some way, and the hottest and most attractive girl will always be the last one on stage as you are planning to leave. But the one universal truth that chaps my ass is that most guys who go to the club do not tip the girls dancing on the main stage. WTF? Of course there is always the old Guido wannabe who drops ridiculous cash for one girl but he is outside of the norm. I am talking about those groups of guys who come to the club and act as if they are too cool to be there and never tip. Hey dick weeds, there is a nude, or partially nude, girl on stage. Give her some cash! Why are you watching some game on the TV over the bar? The girls are working to entertain you so show some friggin’ appreciation. I always pay attention to the dancers on stage and to all of them somewhat equally. Sure there are some that are not as enticing as others, but if you share the wealth, they all appreciate it and make sure you get the attention you came in to the club looking for in the first place. They will give you the lowdown on how the club officially and unofficially works and this can be to your advantage. They are working there to make a living and you want to get your jollies – so just tip and everyone is happy!