Outhouse of Horror: Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? ✈️🚂🚘 Neal: Yes. ✈️🚂🚘 Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? ✈️🚂🚘 Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! ✈️🚂🚘 Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. ✈️🚂🚘 Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway, and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car... right... fucking... now. ✈️🚂🚘 Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? ✈️🚂🚘 Neal: I threw it away. ✈️🚂🚘 Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. ✈️🚂🚘 Neal: Oh boy, what? ✈️🚂🚘 Car Rental Agent: You're fucked. ✈️🚂🚘 #OoH #teeoftheday #horrorteeoftheday @frightrags #PlaneTrainsandAutomobiles #1987 #director #JohnHughes #actor #JohnCandy #RIP #SteveMartin