Mom, Dad, there's a monster under my bed. 👦🛌👺 It keeps screaming with the voice of a thousand haunted souls. 👦🛌👺 To be fair, your son is stealing my sleep by constantly wanking off. 👦🛌👺✊💦 Seriously, buddy. Get your shit together. 👦🛌👺 #OoH #JustForLaughs #Cartoon #monsterunderthebed #selflove #puberty #horrorkeepsmesane #WednesdayMotivation

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